Now there has been much talk of the infamous footage of one Justin "Jing" Law from the Elysium Community Nationals that has just passed in the ?lovely? city of Brisbane. I would like to take you ladies and gentlemen through the events which occured on this faithful Saturday evening at apartment 20-03.
For the past week previous to nationals, we had tried to get a few pracs in as a team, and a little bit of friendly banter towards the cheerful little chinaman had lead me to see a new side of him. I bring you the story of Angry Jing.
We had decided as a team after having a troublesome start by not making it out of groups to drink our sorrows away like men. After picking up a truck load of booze from the boozery we continued to head back to the apartment to begin the quick downward spiral into the land of drunkeness.
After starting off strong by getting blind the night before, I was hot favourite to be the one passing out, maybe getting naked, and perhaps even having a chunder off the balcony (the A grade drunk of the team), but after a few steady beverages Jing was hot to trot.
We pulled out the cards and decided some viet style Big 2 was in order, with a drinking twist. The loser must skull a sufficient amount of alcohol to please the group. After a good 20 hands it had seemed apparent that Jing had misinterpreted the rules and was skulling after putting every card down. At this point I started to realise I could see my reflection on Jing's shiny red forhead, and he was getting a little rowdy. Being the straight up gangster he is, Geo grabbed his camera and decided to get his film on.
There were many masterpieces filmed in the following half hour of hilarity but the number 1 piece of film caught on camera was when we had just bgun a fresh game of Big 2... We were playing 3 of diamonds the lowest card gets to play first. After 2 minutes of blank staring at eachother, Bui, Tony, Liam and Jing had all put it forward that neither of them had the 3 of diamonds. I was the dealer so I thought perhaps I had dropped a card. After a recount and everyone checking their hands multiple times, no one had the 3 of diamonds. I decided as I was not playing to check everyones hands to see who had infact missed it.
The video below is the best of Jing 2010.
P.S. Stevie please don't remove his IPGN-COMP admin, he's been losing sleep worrying you will.
JD + Coke?
Sexy from her head to toe.
And I want it all and all and all.
lol :}