wheres the first rap u showed me too george LOL

LOL isn't jing that smiley asian

THIS CHANGES EVRYTING

dno if jing is the 'smiley asian', i rekn albz would be #1 in melb for that by a fair mile

LOL DAVE, yep albz def the #1 smile asian. Never see him NOT smiling. Funniest watching him play CS and just having the biggest smile.

albz is the asian varsity

LOL

melb smiley asians top 2

1. albz
2. tidus

pretty sure albz is emo...

shame really, big boy bui wasnt even playing this weekend so he couldnt be 2g, nor was escuro so i couldnt look for him to be pro. but i guess u were right about ur brothers booking on inferno

lol look at dave tryna rap
it's almost as worse as his tap tap
walking around with his bad beard
dont you realise you look so wierd?

You keep commenting on other peoples smiles
when i come for you dave your gona be running for miles
you sit on your computer all day posting on dice
just go back to your corner dave and eat some riCe

luL

actually in post #10 i wasnt tryin to rap..
which probably explains why it may have seemed so crap
but now that uve started me i may aswell keep going
will be tricky to keep my standard walls of text flowing.

you gonna start commenting about someone elses looks?
that seems just a bit hilarious in my books
but i guess perception is distorted from four feet high..
because ted your UGLY, and you aint got no alibi.

my tap tap is bad? dare i say yours is worse..
but atleast im not infected by the 'HLTV bug' curse
i find it funny caus ur never living that one down
cant really say ur living 'up' either.. what from 4 feet off the ground?

but alas i digress, ive taken one too many a cheap shot
its just way too easy, but its definitely not all ive got
you say when you come for me im gonna be running for miles
but thats the connor special bois and its just not my style.

so yes i will just go back to all-day posting on dice
thanks for the suggestion, it just happens to be my vice
but anyway i think im done, ill just wait for your reply
ill be seein you at nats ted, but for now this is goodbye.

<3

okok dave you like getting personal hey,
are you ready for what im about to say?
Dave at one point you might have been my friend,
but as far as I'm concerned this is the end.
Your a 22year old noob with no life
you'll be 40 and still no wife
Who the fuck do you think you are tryna pose
When i see you imma break your nose, and thats the truth lock you in a phone booth, kick out your front tooth.

I am white
I am small
I do live in a trailer with my mum
I'm still standin here screamin fuck the free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck I've been through

But i know something about you
You went to Scotch College that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents


I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me

LOL

LOL

ROFL@ u guys hahahah, thanks for continuing the story.


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now now i've always been loyal to my team
always online to play on steam.
saturday night we're missing one
and i'm sitting there wondering what have i done

so i call mcberty to play for us
didnt know that it'll be so tough.
out of the comp with no nats to play
i feel sorry for mcberty's day

albz you know i feel so dog
causing you to lose your spot
but i'm hoping a team will be missing one
so brother, u'll be playing nats on august 1.

message of the day
is to tell albz to play
so if ure looking for some c s king
then get mcberty, phd in planking

LOL 2g

rof jing that is so keen.

<3 jing

LOL jing

now jing, being loyal and all of that is good and fine..
and its pretty obvious that you dont want to be a swine
but justin i think you should just stop and think
caus i think the team needs you caus you deff bring the bink.

you dont wanna play for the khemistry team at nats..
caus it'd be dog to albz, and for that i tip my hat
but without you i think they will be totally useless
i feel strongly about it, so much so i cant express
there will be no finesse.
it wont even be a contest
there will be no one who'll impress.
without you.. theres no success.
its so important i cant stress..
but ive said too much so ill digress.

so anyway back to the weekend.. ur wondering why u didnt win
yet you got albz as a 5th...and all he brings to a war is his smiley grin.
i bet you throughout the day he got 3 frags total
and yes i have the evidence and its definitely not anecdotal.

hell ive seen rustyboy get more frags, and all in 1-deeg
albz doesnt even compare.. he's in a completely lower league.
you hope a team needs a 5th and picks McBerty up for nats?
well if they did id laugh, and sarcastically say 'congrats'.


<3 jokes love ya albz

the strizzler is performing in this thread

LOL

ROFL

sorry, but what are you on about?
because clearly i don't doubt
my mate albz is the best
please speak up if you detest

first of all i'd like to say
thanks for all your 'kindness' in that way
however i'd like to point out you're mis-informed
because damn right albz did perform.
i'm talking bout albz 3v1
cuz baiting, he done none.
have you seen albz push nest?
it's unreal, he's just the best.

vhm game we're losing 12 to 3
but albz and me,
just 2 g.
scoring like 10 rounds in a row,
we're playing just awesome like in some game show.
so go now and watch the replay,
and take a look at mcberty's play
however mafu aint no more my mate
so skip watching round 28.

now even if better in 2005
are struggling to make five
i'll be sorry n say,
I refuse to play.
cuz it'll be just like dice vip
without my ol' mate mc-bert-y.

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p.s i love reading your replies dave LOL makes my work so much more interseting. ure just 2g

LOL @ saying to skip watching mafu on round 28,
u cant just ignore the bad rounds and only remember those that were great..
but i dont blame you for wanting to forget that round, however it does matter..
for wasnt it you that agrod mafu - handing him the round on a silver platter?

but dont worry, its alright, atleast that didnt cost you the whole war,
and its not like it knocked you out of the comp - or even more?
its not like it cost your team a spot at the Dice National..
so wanting to forget that round completely just seems a bit irrational.

But wait, im mistaken.. all those things i just said did happen????
wow you must be disappointed, better not quit ur day-job of rappin'
And if all those things i listed were actually true,
then wow, not gonna lie - but it must really suck to be you

But nah im sorry, thats a bit too harsh, and i really shouldnt be so mean
I know that you're good enough to beat VHM on ur own, even without a screen.
But then why did you lose.. how did this all happen? what went wrong then..
Well to answer that my friend its just 3 simple words: Albert "albz" Nguyen.

wow you're just too keen at dis rapping
i'd approve - but seems like somethings lacking
don't burn when albz sends you packing
i know you will cuz u'll be on inferno hacking.

now just imagine this place called mcc
with scrim chambers marked DnD
in dust2 just you and me
with mcberty watching on hltv.

zym games that require EAC
dave says no, firewalls blocking me
we all know that port 503
is open but not for cheaters like ENVY

what's stoping dave from running EAC?
well just sit tight and wait and see
so when you see dave on HLTV
he must be bottoming with 1 to 3.

This just aint meant to be
when daves paying out mcberty.
I hope that teaches you not to be
so keen to post on dice vip.

cuz this is the hood for my niggaz n me
you're not wanted here so he he
just pack your bags and leave us be
its all over for you n not me.

p.s im just messing with u dave. ure last post was pretty good

now it seems that most of ur lines then rhymed with "he"
was that an accident or was it done deliberately?
either way, it doesnt impress me
caus' 2 can play at that game, yeh u'll see..
this should just be a little 2e
or maybe its just caus i am so G?

u've used most of the cs-related rhymes like 'hltv'
so im left with the leftover rhymes like 'bui' and 'beedee'
why do all the bad cs players names rhyme with "thee"?
ive already listed a few.. and the obvious one - 'mcberty'.
i could keep going for ages, this is 2ez for me
and im keeping this ryhme in time with the black eyed peas.

But anyway back to the VHM game you started CT
you only got some measly rounds - a total of 3.
i blamed it on albz, and im sure most would agree
you opened the locked door to defeat and albert was the key.

Finally the 2nd half started, you changed sides to T
you started to get a few rounds now.. like O-M-G
jing finally started to go on a killing spree
but it just wasnt enough down at the old MCC

you need to replaced albz and you would have been set free
its just a shame that you realise this so late you see
disaster could have been avoided and u'd be at nats with me
but alas you'll be staying home and watching HLTV

i've got to admit that you're rap has improved
and i'm simply stuttered and just lost for moves.
Time to take a break and react
because i just thought of one fact
i'm better than you and you ain't got jack.


back to bui and beedee, you should accept
that my mates are just too perfect
i'd hate to play with rejects
cuz team guts is just a bunch of lame defects.
I know how it hard it must get
to be playing with gam and julian but i'd play with albz. no regrets.


I may not have watched you play for guts
But i'm pretty sure you would have fucked up
One day you'll know how it feels to lose four v one
to mafu? holy shit thats just not fun.

You come here thinking you're some cool kid
But i'd hate to say you're just stoopid
You've heard my story
Lets hear your glory
Time to pick the mic up
cuz dave, it's your turn to rap.

you guys are so keen! i love it haha

jing, i never knew you had the gangster in you! =)